Here's to the person who succeeds by...

• refusing to ask questions 
• choosing to not listen 
• never following
• saying "No" to checklists 
• saying "No" to To Do lists 
• embracing task indiscipline 
• marching on in the face of over-complication
• straying from every path 
• doing it until it rings poverty
• overdoing as a matter of principle
• underdoing as matter of principle
• overdueing every payment
• underdueing every collection
• aspiring to perfectionism 
• aspiring to obfuscation
• practising engineeringism
• second guessing 
• getting communication backwards