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“The Performance Review”

by Rick Baker
On Jan 6, 2012
Ernest Seller - The Boxx
This is Ernest Seller’s boss.
 
His name is ‘The Boss’.
 
Nobody at the office remembers his real name…and he prefers it that way.
Ahh terrific…a New Year! And, just this morning, Ernest Seller was gearing himself up for his performance review.
 
The next thing he knows The Boss strolls in and says, “Ernest, what we’ve got here is…failure to communicate!”
Ernest Seller - Ernest
Ernest Seller - The Boss
Then the two of them had another excellent performance-review chat.
 
The Boss shared several quotes from prison movies then summed up with, “Ernest should go far…as soon as possible”.

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“The Silent Fish Whistle”

by Rick Baker
On Dec 23, 2011
Ernest Seller - Ernest Fishing
You know Ernest Seller loves sales!
 
But…if you ask Ernest Seller to choose between selling and fishing…the next thing you know he will be dressed like this.
Last summer Ernest took some time off work to buy and test a high-pitched whistle…the Silent Fish Whistle…the newest fishing gizmo…guaranteed to help him catch the really big fish.
Ernest Seller - Ernest
Ernest Seller - Ernest and Commission
It worked! Ernest caught some monster fish. But he had to stop using the Silent Fish Whistle because for some strange reason his faithful dog, Commission, refused to get into the car to go fishing with him.

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Thought Tweet #375

by Rick Baker
On Dec 23, 2011
Thought Tweet #375 Yesterday, two snowmen were chatting in Ernest Seller's front yard. One said, "You're right…I smell carrots too!"

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Thought Tweet #374

by Rick Baker
On Dec 22, 2011
Thought Tweet #374 The Boss joked about bilking the snowman in the meadow. Now, the snowman is giving him the cold shoulder.

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Thought Tweet #373

by Rick Baker
On Dec 21, 2011
Thought Tweet #373 The Boss forgot to take a cushion to sit on when he went ice fishing with Ernest Seller. The Boss caught polaroids.

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Thought Tweet #372

by Rick Baker
On Dec 20, 2011
Thought Tweet #372 It's that time of year again...The Boss can be overheard singing, "In the meadow we can bilk a snowman."

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