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“The Performance Review”

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This is Ernest Seller’s boss.
 
His name is ‘The Boss’.
 
Nobody at the office remembers his real name…and he prefers it that way.
Ahh terrific…a New Year! And, just this morning, Ernest Seller was gearing himself up for his performance review.
 
The next thing he knows The Boss strolls in and says, “Ernest, what we’ve got here is…failure to communicate!”
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Ernest Seller - The Boss
Then the two of them had another excellent performance-review chat.
 
The Boss shared several quotes from prison movies then summed up with, “Ernest should go far…as soon as possible”.

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"Appraisals are where you get together with your team leader and agree what an outstanding member of the team you are, how much your contribution has been valued, what massive potential you have and, in recognition of all this, would you mind having your salary halved." Theodore Roosevelt